Nope: Not my mother!
She insists on it!!!
DISCLAIMER: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THE FONT ON THIS POST IS SO BIG! SORRY!
Stephanie is the coolest girl around
There is no one smellier in this town (good)
Her smile cant be beat
Oh my word so many teeth!
All the little boys run up and say:
"Will you be my girlfriend today?"
(and of course this makes her parents
get down and pray)
Her birthday was just a couple days ago
Of this she let you know!
Her sister is super pretty as well
Of this I am sure anyone could tell
Maybe one day they will both grow up and marry boys named MEL
Just as long as he doesn't have a DELL!
and he doesn't smell! (bad)
What happens when you google this name?
You find out Stephanie is not so tame
She wears a crown
and here we are back to
Stephanie is the coolest girl around!
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JUST KIDDING! Love ya Steph!